|I look like Clint Eastwood, no?|
Wait what was that last bit? He was poisoned with MERCURY?
Unlike America where it seems mismanagement of major business endeavors generally leads to promotions, or to pleasant retirement to tropical beaches, in Post - Soviet Russia, beaches retire you. Or something like that.
This is not the first notable Russian Poisoning. Let's have a quick recap. Russian poisoning has a long and storied tradition dating back to the days of Rasputin. We're mainly interested in contemporary, potential Putin Poisonings.
There's Alexander Litvinenko who was fed Polonium - 210. He must have been one bad dude. Let's see he... he WROTE A BOOK?!!! Apparently he wrote a couple of books. He seems to be sort of a 9-11 truther for the post-Soviet Russian Set. Something about Vladimir Putin orchestrating some false-flag operations to secure his rise to power. Well, seriously, do you mess with the boss?
|Seriously. No Soup for you.|
To summarize. Vladmir Putin = some character from Game of thrones, except he never loses.
Oh. And a little heads up to Jacques Cousteau. Remember the time you declined the invite to visit Russia? Remember those escaped intelligent, commando dolphins? Well guess who's coming to dinner. (You are Jacques, you are).